Male American TV announcer, late 40s, recorded for a 1980s late-night infomercial. Warm, bright baritone with a smile in it. Confident and brisk, about 165 words a minute, crisp consonants, slight upward lift at the end of each product claim. Completely sincere and deadpan: he believes every word and never winks at the joke. Light broadcast compression, close microphone, faint analog tape warmth, no reverb, no music. General American accent, no regional twang.
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